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a sexy bastard. usually has a really big dick. is not circumcised.
"OMG Theodore fucked me last night and he ripped my ass with his huge cock!"
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nickname from George W. Bush for Ted Cruz
Theodore was on the legal team for the 2000 presidential recount, was on the domestic policy team for Bush-Cheney 2000, and Dubya told media outlets that he didn’t like him during the 2016 presidential election.
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a kinda tall guy who has a nice asf six pack. he´s an odd person but really fun to be around . has a lot of friends . someone whom i wanna get close with . Is usually taken by the prettiest girl in school( maybe a Vanessa , Lattia , Georgia, or a Meghan) and the thickest one 2 . A decent sized wee wee . And if he´s single will never have a chance with his fine ass :(
Random girl: Theodore breathed at me yesterday
Another random girl: girl wtf...
Random girl : girl what im obsessed
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To be Theodored, or to Theodore. It is to engage in something, end up ignoring it, and leave it with little to no notice. It is also to never read someone's messages.
My man Witt just Theodored me after I told him the news. Now I know how Theodoring feels for the victim.
Theodores are as talented, sexy and charismatic as it gets. They always deliver. They’re always tall handsome. Pleasure’s all yours.
-Remember that tall, enigmatic yet attractive guy at the club?
-Who, Theodore?
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It’s just so fluffy cute you can’t help but admire how adorable it is.. It’s like a giant teddy bear
Theodorable: My friend is just so fluffy he’s adorable
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get off the damn computer, and go chase some "fuck me" girls!
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