Out of a Thou

A more exact way to rate girls. Everyone knows the "out of 10" saying. however the "Out of a Thousand" or "out of a thou" can give girls a better number system. The girls have no idea what you are saying if you use the intials O.O.A.T
pronounced, Double O-A-T. Thousand is the top score and zero is the worst. However, anything under a 700, you should more or less think of another date.

"Out of a Thou man!"
"I dunno, 768."

"Ok man, Double O-A-T?"
"950!"

"Hey what's happening shawty?"
(To your friend)
"Outta a Thou?"

"dude... 500. Let's go."

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Thou suck'st

Elizebethan version of "You suck!", invented by me.

Excellent to be used in English class, discussing Shakespeare etc.

Geek A: Oh, Shakespeare / Milton / Morus has given us so many unalterable vales and stuff, I so appeciate his view on ... generic crap

Geek B: Thou suck'st!! Shut thy face, noobe!

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I-thouing

When you address the true humanity and dignity of a person with whom you are having an encounter.

We were I-thouing when she was engaging me without judging me or using me for her own good.

no'st thou

the King's English counterpart to 'no u'. Significantly more effective. Known for being able to trick a god into contracting the big gay.

Buddha: I have been enlightened to the fact that you are gay.
Me: No'st thou, thot!
(Buddha proceeds to implode)

Thou may

This response is usually associated with may fuck and indicates an acceptance towards the sexual offering. This response with usually royalty figures.

Princess Emma: "thou may"
Prince John: "oh boy"

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art thou

Two words written together to form an adjective, meaning a combination of what Art is; and for, with, and from You. In a sentence, these two words without the well-known Shakespearean play written "Romeo & Juliet" verse that precedes "art thou" with "wherefore", "art thou" is a statement alone that acts as an adjective catalyst to boost each sentence in which it is used, offering a greater meaning.

With my pen in hand, my mind free and fanciful, let it be that I'd reach my reader ("alas!" ), art thou becoming so just as free ?

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If thou shall not rebel, then thou not a rebel

A quote that has to do with social studies with rebellions if a person is not going to rebel agaisnt the world, then there not a rebel.

The leader said to his men, "If thou shall not rebel, then thou not a rebel."

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