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Three legged turtle

Someone whose terrible at sex.

Man I hooked up with that Jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a "three legged turtle". It was terrible

by Double wide queen March 14, 2014

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Three Legged Mexican Rat

Izzy, the three legged rat terrier

Look at that Three Legged Mexican Rat running around

by DBW379 April 28, 2022


three-legged TWAT SICKLE

A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.

Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.

by garatee baby April 12, 2011

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three legged chicken dance

First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!

Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!

by Drew P Cock December 20, 2016


three legged spot n' squat

A sex move where a woman (or man if thats what floats your boat)is in the process of doing squats at the gym and she realizes that she needs a spotter; thats where the man comes in. The man is sitting nude, fully erect on a three legged stool under the woman. Holding the womans ta ta's for support, the man gets ready to enter. When the woman comes down with her squat, the man penetrates, trying not to fall over on account of the three legged stool being wobbly.

The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.

"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.

FREDRICO: "Dude! I three legged spot n' squated this chick at the gym last night!!"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"

by Peeyimp December 14, 2007

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Three Legged Penis

When your getting head and you have three balls.

Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 17, 2021


THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 23, 2017