Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

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tide pod

quite literally the most banging snack i've had in a long time. 10/10 would reccomend.

person 1: dude, you got any snacks?
person 2: just this tide pod in my bag.
person 1: hell yeah!

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Tide pod

Tasty treat that is totally not deadly

I shoved that tide pod into my mouth and then got a tingling sensation

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Tide Pod

A delicious and nutritious grassfed organic home grown snack the whole family will love.

Dequan: yo wanna pop these tide pods nigga they better than xanny bruh you gotta try it doood
Tyrone: Nah, better than xanny? Bruh you trippin'
Dequan: Yah im trippin on m'fuckin Tide Pods!

Tyrone: eh you know what pass dat b

Dequan: Bet

Tyrone: nigga dis shit dope

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Tide pod

A delicious snack that is healthy and totally not deadly

Stick it in butt or mouth just like cock but it’s a tide pod

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Tide Pod

The forbidden Fruit with the gush of a gusher and the toxicity of cyanide.

Dem old teeny-boppers are chewin on dem Tide Pods again.

Tide pods

It's the most delicious fruit ever. Dey be making you trip balls bitch.

Drunken fuck: Yo you got any tide pods?
Salty: Do love catnip?
Drunken fuck: Ye
Salty: Exactly