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The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight
Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
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Plays golf, tends to be a man-whore, sleeps around, isn't very faithful, not very good at lying or cheating. Always gets caught. Obviously a dick.
"Did you hear Tiger Woods cheated on hi wife with about 14 of girls?!?
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An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).
I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.
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Just a rich ass nigger who paid a lot to fuck a hot blond. Paid a lot meaning, you spent hundreds of thousands per lay. Do the math...............100 Million for 6 or 7 years of fucking.....................Pretty Expensive whore......Gold Digger
She married Tiger Woods, the rich nigger, because she had dug up her pot of gold.
Just a few years of hell and 1/2 is her's.
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slang term for the word "cheating"
"I'm sorry hun! i just couldn't help but tiger woodsing with that fine piece of ass!
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A mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being African American. This is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist United Statesian "one drop" rule, which states that "black" ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. In reality his heritage is one quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one eighth Native American, and one eighth Dutch.
Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975, in Cypress, California) is an American golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.
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(v). To fuck.
Tom: Dude, you're an ass hole.
Loki: And you're a drunk. A dumb drunk.
Tom: Yeah, well I just keyed your car the other day!
Loki: That was YOU!? Dan, dude. Now I don't feel so bad for Tiger Woodsing Betsy, on the day you two got married.
Tom: Wait, what?
Loki: *Is already running.*
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