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Your cauliflower headed friend who is sexually attracted to toasters
Tim’s in the bedroom with his toaster again.
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Legend tells that in Australia there lurks a Tim so sexual that girls who come within 1 kilometer of him are magnetized toward him by an unknown force.All women love him and he can have any babe he wants. He is in the Guiness World Records for the longest penis, with a beast that spans the whole of Australia 5 times. He is known for being able to have sex for long amounts of time not capable
To any other mortal man and unleash many untried positions.
Look at that guy over there he must be a tim
I got sucked onto a tim yesterday
I gave tim a blowjob last week
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Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. Their only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.
How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.
"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.
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A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.
You think you're funny? Try talking to Tim without laughing.
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Tim is the man you need in your life. He holds the interests of his loved ones very dear to his heart, and does whatever it takes to make them happy. He'll be there with an open mind and an open ear to listen to you whenever you need it. Tim is also known for his cunning character, as he never hits a stop when he's speaking. Did I also tell you that he's an amazing leader? He knows how to talk, and cooperate with others to get the outcome most desired, and has been praised occasionally because of it. Tim also likes to get off his high horse sometimes, but considering the person he is, it doesn't matter.
Tim also has an amazing close circle of friends and family where they never go a day without thanking God that they have him in their lives. If you are even lucky to have a Tim in your life, hold him very dear and close to your heart because understand when I tell you that you'll never find anybody even close to him ever again.
Tim is what we need in a man
I'll never find a man like Tim ever again
How long does it take to find a man like Tim ;)
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