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A Big Timer not only possesses class, but also great skill. He/she can complete even the most routine task with elegance and panache. A Big Timer also has large levels of banter and unrivalled wit.
Person one: "She's never even cracked a smile at me. He comes along and says a few things and she's pissing her pants and going out with him on Sunday!"
Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"
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this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.
"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"
when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.
guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.
other guy: i know:(
An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.
Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .
Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.
A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
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A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
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