tim-tim

A person who hasn't matured past the first grade due to a harrowing incident when his teacher turner a potty training lesson into full-on molestation involving some, if not all, of the classroom pets, chipped pieces of chalk, and Elmer's glue. A Tim-Tim is now forced into a life obsession with feces, boners, barfing, and any other sexual deviant act or bodily fluid. He relieves these pent-up childhood memories by posting made-up words on urbandictionary, sometimes more than once.

"Did you see that bullshit word on urbandictionary? Must be the work of a tim-tim."

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Tim

Naturally quiet and loyal with well developed funny bone. Highly intelligent with facts and figures, but deficient in emotional relating with Significant Other. Sometimes unaware of surroundings and needs truth presented boldly in person in order to acknowledge it. Currently sees change as necessary and busy trying to build up his manly sensitive side. Insecure and fearful inspite of being well liked and respected.

"I know you can do that; don't be a tim."

"You're just like Tim, man, he's a genius."

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Tim

A generally awesome kid, usually the best friend to lots of girls. Tends to make you jealous without meaning to, and apologizes for many things he doesn't even do. He is quite attractive but you won't do anything about it, because you two are best friends. He wants to be with you and you with him, but you don't want to ruin what you already have. He is extremely athletic, likes hugs (mostly to you) and will always be in your life. His blonde hair and blue eyes are just dazzling, and you could stare at him for a lifetime. Also, you make it your goal to one day hug him and hold him for a long period of time. His smile makes you smile, and his laugh makes you laugh. You guys are meant to be, but you just need to realize it.

I love Tim, and I want him to know it

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tim

A man who can summon fire without flint or tinder

Arthur: By what name are you known?

Tim: They call me.........Tim.

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Tim

The shit. Better than awesome. Undeniably amazing.

Check out that dude's car...that shit is Tim!

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Tim

a guy that should be loved very much and should mean the world to you. Tim's are rare, and if you have found one, never let them go.

i love that guy hes my tim

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TIM

Someone caring and kind; who will go out of his way to make someone happy. Outgoing, goodlooking and smart. Hardworker, dedicated husband, boyfriend. Can be jealous at times and jump to conclusions. Likes to help people. funny person to be around and overbearing at times. a person with a big heart

he is so caring.

That is so Tim.

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