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An egregious sex act that should only be performed at dusk on the third Tuesday of any 30 day month.
I told my boyfriend I would give him tinky in exchange for a date night.
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Tinky Winkn' is when the temperature is 50 degrees or lower outside on a consistant basis and your hotdog be turtlin all the time, so you act accordingly.
Levi: "Dude, ive been Tinky Winkin' for the past 3 weeks now and I cant assert my superficial outward authority during business hours, its starting to mess with my corrupt back-scratching at work!"
D-Lord: " Dude same here, I cant even use my Fascist ideologies, let alone my totalitarian-narcissist, napoleon rule because my turtle neck is constantly Tinky Winkn'!!! My fiance hates me and thinks ive been gay this whole time!"
Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
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The purple teletubby; Has a male voice and carries around a purse; Has a triangle stem on his head; normally has huge giggle fits
The Noo-noo scared the shit out of Tinky-Winky.
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Tinky Winky with his handbag and hat is the "Boy George" of teletubby land
Tinky Winky - The Gay One
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The gay teletubbie, he must be, what other man would be purple and carry a red handbag?
uhhhhhooooooh, tinky winky rapey up the battey...
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