dirty tinsel

A dick that has hair on its shaft, and is full of shit after intense anal intercourse.

Timmy and I had anal for the first time last night. When he pulled out he totally had dirty tinsel.

Chin Tinsel

Frequently seen in Adult Films, this is the streamer-like semen hanging from a promising Starlet's face. The end result of The Money Shot.

WooHoo! Look at Peter North hang The Chin Tinsel on that bitch! (see movie:Stiff Competition. Or any of his others for that matter.)

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minge tinsel

female pubic hair

She has much too much minge tinsel!

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Hair Tinsel

A positive term describing random strands of grey hair, especially for women.

I need to go to the salon tomorrow; it's been a while since I've had my hair tinsel colored.

tinsel teeth

a person with dental braces

What's the matter tinsel teeth, does the cat have your tounge?

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tinsel eater

A drooling simpleton. Likely to put anything shiny or bright in their mouth.
cf "window licker".

"I'm not inviting him. He's a fucking tinsel eater"

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Tinsel Toes

A term which describes the somewhat festive act of one person eating tinsel; and then later asking a sexual partner to gently wiggle their toes up their rectal passage. As well as giving intense pleasure to the recipient, the tinsel will have passed through and becomes attached to the giver's toes - just like a special festive gift.

Advisory: seek qualified medical advice before consuming tinsel. Keep short toe nails to avoid injury. Probably just don't do it.

"My tinsel is passing through - give it to me with your toes". "Oh yes, Sev! Now look at my lovely tinsel toes!"

"I can see you have tinsel on your toes. How kind of someone to gift you their passing tinsel."

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