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My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.
Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"
A sensual act done in a BDSM situation where a man smears his excrement on a woman's breasts.
Becca "We was having a blast an' then that cootie did them shitty-titty on me, Lord I almost busted."
Beccy "Oi poppi!!!"
When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.
I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.
A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.
Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.