Cooked

When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.

Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"

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Cook

One who makes food.

The cook of the family is Sarah; She makes delicious cake.

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cook

To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.

"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

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Cooking

A quick and easy way to burn your house down and cause mass death to your nabours

"I tried cooking ,never again"

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Cooked

Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.

1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!

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cook

1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone

i just cooked that girl over there last night.

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Cooke

To suck at, or loose horribly, at the game of Monopoly.
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands

Wow, you really “Cooke” that game last week against the Kneelands

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