Diarrhea

When an uncontrolled liquid waste squirts out of the anus and creates a smelly mess.

Chad : Wow Kiersten your hair is so silky & it smells so good!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Steve : Outta my way people I got Diarrhea!
Chad : Well that smell killed the mood!
Kiersten : Yeah and he got Diarrhea all over our shoes!
Chad : Hey asshole get over here Now!
Steve : Yes Boss!
Chad : Clean up your mess!
Steve : Ok! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh My God That's Disgusting!
Chad : Uh you missed a spot!
Steve : MMMMM!
Chad : Don't forget the trail you left on the floor too!
Steve : No problem I just love the taste of Diarrhea!

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Diarrhea

When you truly feel like you have died in the rear.

I had that awful dieArear last night!

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diarrhea

It's like vomit from your asshole.

I tried to engage my butt's gag reflex with a finger. I soon discovered my anus wasn't truly a mouth and the only common trait shared was regurgitation. Diarrheal carnage ensued.

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diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.

Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.

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diarrhea

The stunningly painful feeling McDonalds spent years of research looking for a way to trigger. It'll get you as soon as you're finished eating and try getting up.

If you have a long road ahead of you after you get out of McDonalds, you'd better use the toilet before you leave, or you'll be painfully holding your diarrhea until you arrive home. Especially if there's blizzard outside, forcing you to slow down, and it's too late to stop anywhere.

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diarrhea

Motor oil blasted out of a person's asshole!

Anytime after someone eats Pizza Hut.

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diarrhea

A shot consisting of:

1 part Kahlua
1 part Baileys Irish Cream
1 part Southern Comfort

Lemme get 10 diarrheas on the house!

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