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A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
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The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.
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Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.
"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
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1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
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Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.
He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.
He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works
with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct
Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
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Acting as a bitch! Ignoring facts and pretending to know everything.
Melissa is a mitch!
What do you mean?
She has been a mitch mcconnell whole semester.
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An updated name for Mitch McConnell now that he has become Nancy Pelosi's bitch.
Mitch McConnell is now more accurately referred to as Bitch McConnell since he is now Nancy Pelosi's bitch.
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