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A place filled with porn and ads.
Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.
A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.
The pedophiles' gathering spot.
A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.
Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.
A place where famous people don't get good salaries.
A semi-successful distraction from television.
A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.
There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.
A place where sex is the main discussion.
Sex. SEX.
Guy 1: I went on the internet today!
Guy 2: ...Cool.
Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
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A series of tubes, not a big truck.
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...
Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
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The reason that I'm on urban dictionary right now.
Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.
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The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
The internet is the greatest thing ever invented
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The study of the internet.
What are you majoring in jack?
"Internetics"
the holy mother of all porn, stalkers, pervs, pedos games, ads, mmorpgs, nerds, big shots, Losers, chat rooms, THE MIGHTY GOOGLE, youtube, facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, mini man-made black holes and the worst and most creepy things you will ever see.
I logged on to the internet and got mind raped.
I talked to my friend on the internet.
I played a game on the internet.
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