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The act of jizzing on a girl's back after having sex with her doggy style.
After I fucked my bitch from behind, I gave her a toaster strudel.
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when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...
that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week
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The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.
"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?
The saving of all icing packets in a toaster strudel box for exclusive use on one pastry.
"Aren't you going to put some icing on your toaster strudel?"
"No, I don't have anymore icing, I gave my girlfriend a toaster strudel bukake last night."
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When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.
An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"
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When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.
Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
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Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
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