Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

toates awes

totally awesome

Harry Potter... toates awes... jus sayin'

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toats mgoats

i love you man

thank you so much! toats mgoats!!

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toats m'goats

synonym for fuck my life

Janson: Dude, Bridget fucked me over last night.

Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?

Janson: Yea...toats m'goats

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toats magoats

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..

John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"

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toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.

dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?

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Toats My Goats

This word means Totally. Its a fun rhyme and is funny to say when your saying yes to something!

Megan: Hey wanna come over tonight?

Stacy: Toats My Goats! Can't wait(:
Megan: Obamaz My LLamaz! See you then.

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