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1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
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A stupid cunt that thinks he can take on a whole school. Tall and mentally and physically retarded. Small penis cause he sends dick pics to guys. Eyesight is fucked. looks like a druggo with a messed up mullet. peshay. trys to be funny but is the biggest homo gay fag ever. destined to get fucked up by black guys. will never lose virginity.
oi that cunt tobias is such a chode licker aye
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someone with the name "Tobias" is an extremely gay humanbeing.
"Look he is checking out guys, he must be a Tobias.
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The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,
Tobias Wetlesen is a perfect example.
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bad teacher that dresses funny.
hippy clothing
stutters
makes strange gestures and noises
easily cries
ugly as shit
BITCH
God, our teacher is such a Tobias! She always stretches her legs in the middle of class.
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ABSOLUTE MIDGET. NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE HAS A DIPFUCK BODY GOURD NAMED DICKNOSE. FUCK THAT GUY IN AHIS ASSHOLE
MAN THAT GUY IS A REAL FUCKING TOBIAS
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An extremely attractive man, that everyone loves and wants to straight fuck 24 hours straight. He likes to think at least. Deep down, he knows everyone hates him and wants to slap him in the nuts. His mom is a psychopath, has a nicotine addiction at 13, and is craving cannabis all the time. He feels like a piece of shit all the time, but at least he has an extremely lovely and attractive girlfriend.
Look! that's Tobias with his girlfriend. Lol, his girlfriend is taller than him. Such a loser.
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