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1. The oldest member of a kid rock band that needs 2 days to recover from any concert that goes past 9:00pm.
2. Like how canaries were used to detect poisonous gases; A Tobia is the person in the office that is first hit by bacterias and viruses to warn others of the possible dangers that lurk.
"Tobia called in sick... wash your hand frequently!!!"
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1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
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Someone that cares about the humans around him
"Hey! Do you see this Tobias; he's helping everyone!'
A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.
Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!
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The gayest name the world has ever seen.
''Why do people call him gay?''
''His name is Tobias.''
''Oh.''
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a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap
Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.
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1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
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