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Robert Todd Lincoln, the son of Abraham Lincoln, was present at three presidential assassinations.
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The one and only God!
The God of the only universe that matters.
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Circumference of the earth.....might like men and or kids
Todd: licks a kid
Brendan: shoots Todd in the foot
Todd: fuck you
Brendan: ur fat
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A fictional character who banged every hot chick from 2007-2012
Todd fucked her.
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Todd’s seem to be great at first. When you you truly get to know them you will realize they are all ass holes. They act funny and think they are funny, but in reality they are extremely annoying. They put up a good front and look really well put together. This is to hind the fact they have tiny penises. If you meet a Todd run!
Girl 1: Did you meet Todd?
Girl 2: I almost did, but I ran away.
Girl 1: Good, he was a cocky dick!
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A Todd is a unique, somewhat awkward, odd duck of a boy. He’s usually a geek, but is still cute in his own way. Todd’s aren’t very good at social interaction (but this can be blamed on that they were most likely homeschooled). Their only form of contact is probably google hangouts and they’re the kind of guy who will continue on a dead conversation after 5 days of leaving you on read. You’ll somehow develop a small, unexplainable crush on Todd, even though your only interaction with him has been awkward eye contact and a few short lived conversations. Mostly it’s just a friendship crush where you want to be his BFFL because he’s just so gosh darn adorable.
Friend: Did you talk to him at the game?
Me: No. We just made awkward eye contact. He’s such a Todd.
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