Tomb Raider

A young man whom has sex with an older woman. Male equivalent of a gold digger.

Ashton Kutcher is a real tomb raider.

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boom tomb

Noun: slang word for a room in which sexual activity is performed within.

See also: love shack, bedroom, sex chamber

1 -

Male: Hey, wanna go move into the boom tomb?

Female: The what?

Male: Come with me ...

2 -

Male 1: Hey! Get out my boom tomb!

Male 2: HOLY HELL, HOW DID YOU GET THAT IN THERE?!

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Tomb Rolls

Its a roll with a slightest dusting of the pyramid sand with eye boogers as noodles

Wow look over theyre tomb rolls i want some

b-tomb

An evolution of b-bomb in which one is not restricted to balancing books on one's boner, but many random household objects.

Balancing Things On My Boner = B-Tomb

"Look at this B-tomb I have going a hoy hoy hoy!!!!!! I have an apple PIE on there! APPLE PIE!!!!"
"HERE YOU GO, HAVE ANOTHER APPLE PIE FOR YOUR B-TOMB"
"Thanks nananannanananananananananananana!"

"Hey Bubba, look at my b-tomb, a-hoy-hoy-hoy!
"I'll b-tomb you, you stupid kid" *BWAM*
"-huec!"

etc.

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Living Tomb

the idea that most people spend the majority of their lives in their living rooms and the rest of their life in a tomb

I'm laying on my living tomb floor listening to music through the surround sound of my subwoofer. Everything vibrates.

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Queen's Tomb

An act in which a woman participates in sexual congress involving three men simultaneously. This often takes place in a generously heated room, sometimes resulting in mild asphyxiation.

"All three of us put Sheila in a Queen's Tomb last night until she was blue in the face."

tomb raider

1) One who raids a tomb.

2) The title of a video game that inspired two of the worst films known to man.

That fucking tomb raider movie fucking sucks ass.

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