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A phrase to imply that someone is a SERIOUS tool (insult), or that done something really toolish.
Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!
Emily: To piss you off.
Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...
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A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12
That Sasha is a toolie tard
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Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.
Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.
Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.
This term is mostly used when an nba2k player gets his ankles broken while playing park
“He crossed the shit outta you noah, that’s a tooly-yaga-baba-moment
Where you hit a girl from the back and then you eat her out. Then you face fuck the shit out of you
Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic
a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world
Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter
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