Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
Stick the lollipop in her ass and take a nice big suck.
Dude I dipped a big inside out tootsie pop from my girl’s butthole last night.
a joking slur to describe a gay person
"shut up tootsie pop"
The OG commercial that everyone saw
How many licks would it take to make it to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know!
A person that is hard to handle
Man that guy is such a Tootsie Pop
When one has a Pink Sock and takes a shit in the pink mass that is their own prolapsed anus.
"Ah man, I should not have eaten all that Mexican Food before I got anally plundered. I'm not going to be able to hold my shit in much longer and my Pink Sock is going to become a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop."
Is defined as the sexual act of giving anal following the male or female licking fecal matter off of the penis and or testicles
Person 1: How was your date with Jane
Person 2: It was great! I tired anal for the first time and slipped her the old Chocolate Tootsie Pop