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A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.
"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."
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when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.
She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer
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Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.
She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.
The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.
A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.
Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!
When one man, who likes to watch other men have sex with his wife, enjoys Ben & Jerry's ice cream while he watches.
Adam is a next level cuck. He likes the Topeka Fire Chief when he does it.
When a person snorts semen like it is cocaine.
Joe performed a Topeka 8-ball on his boyfriend to help him clean up the man chowder left after giving him a pearl necklace.
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