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Topher

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet with a huge 7 inch dick

“man today my gf called me a topher!”
lucky!”

by ireallyneedanapguys July 12, 2020

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Topher

Topher is a boy-loving ginger in the south shore area that takes in it the ass

Just met with a topher last night, had so much fun

by The_Definer11 April 28, 2022

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Topher

The act of receiving oral sex while your female partner is urinating.

Wow she really tophed him off

Mikaela gave Chris a sloppy topher last night

by sbwbnwendeh April 5, 2011

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Topher

My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.

Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".
Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.

by Pirate-Nicky October 27, 2008

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Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 22, 2003

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Topher

Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.

Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!

by CallMeShorty June 29, 2016

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The Topher

The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).

Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."

Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."

by ThebigG0705 December 30, 2011

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