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posh totty

Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.

"I've always been a push over for a bit of posh totty and couldn't resist the charms of Sebastian, the concert pianist. That silky voice and those smooth hands had my nether regions all a quiver in moments!"

by Witch of the West September 24, 2007

331πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Jam Tottie

A classic game played by Males, where you have a sword fight with your genitals.

Jerry: I was a champ at Jam Tottie back in the day.

Ram: Wanna play?

Roy: That's my favorite game!

Jerry: really?

Roy: They don't call me ¨JamStarz¨ for nothing!

by Wheelz Noel October 26, 2014


top totty

Often regarded as 'upper class' slang for an attractive woman. 'Top' referring to her position on a scale of 1 to 10.

That Helen, she really is top totty!

by TimRog December 22, 2006

35πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Francesco Totti

Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.

His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.

Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!

by Witch of the West September 24, 2007

108πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Hot totty

A very sexy male or female person. An extra sexy piece of totty.

Whose IS that hot totty bending over in those tight jeans. Sure like to get her pussy juice pumping.

by Witch of the West September 24, 2007

253πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


Snotty totty

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

by mertric mike July 27, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


totty loomooty

A popular girl who thinks they're country when they're as city as city gets!

(Popular girl) is a totty loomooty!

by Gregory Magiie January 4, 2014