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lady's low toupee

A merkin, or other type of pubic wig.

She was wearing a lady's low toupee

by Jon K July 10, 2004

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Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 3, 2014


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by Emily Huu April 8, 2019


turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.

I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.

by ShakenBaby February 20, 2016


Stinky Toupee

The dollop of shit you find on the head of your cock after you pull out of someone's butt.

Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.

Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.

My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.

by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024


Toupee with chinstrap

A woman Too much bush and not enough bikini. Aka smuggling Chewbacca in her panties.

Did that woman on the beach. She was sporting a Toupee with chinstrap.

by The Anomalous February 20, 2024


TIRE TOUPEE

Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.

IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !

by Francis7 September 30, 2010