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Uncontrollable bursts of profanity (like tourette syndrome) experience while stuck in traffic.
*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"
"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."
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1. The sudden involuntary spasmodic singing of Broadway songs.
(definition from Garrison Keillor's "Guy Noir" February 4, 2006)
2. More broadly, it can also include songs from other musicals, movies, and shows that may or may not have been on Broadway.
"I can't find my keys, but they've got to be somewhere!"
"Somewhere? Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high..."
"Could you control your Broadway Tourette's? I really need to find my keys."
Someone who lies for no reason at all. They lie about the smallest things. They think no one can detect it but in most cases it is extremely obvious
Why is she saying that? it's obviously not true!, It's because she has lying tourettes
The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).
Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
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An affliction most commonly with those who attend a religious congregation frequently, inwhich the person yells out affirmations of what the religious speaker is saying. It is found mostly in the christian religion.
Common Words and phrases yelled are hallelujah, amen, glory be with us, and praise jesus.
That woman keeps yelling hallelujah at the preacher... I think she has Religious Tourettes.
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A case of Tourette's syndrome via text on the internet. Very common in the forums of MySpace.
I was having a calm discussion with Toad, and next thing I knew his text was bold caps locked obscenities. I think he has e-tourettes. It was pure assbaggery.
The inexplicable tendency to blurt out the word jagerbomb when ordering 2 civilised pints at the bar.
Can I have two pints of your finest JAGERBOMB ale please JAGERBOMBS sir.....JAGERBOMBS!!!! Jagerbomb tourettes
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