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a type of vehicle needed after a long night of drinking. You will need a super tow truck to get your drunk ass home without injury to self or others. A super tow truck should include a flat bed (for the intoxicated to rest on)and a winch (a cable wire that can be attached to you so that drunks can be pulled out of bushes, ditches, and gutters.
I needed a super tow truck on Saturday. Meaning you were extra drunk and possibly blacked out. Remember not to confuse this with needing a regular tow truck on a night where you got just moderatley hammered!!!
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A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.
Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.
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During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.
With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck
A person who can drive in shit you can’t.
PA’s Finest Towing
I am a tow truck operator.
The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
Secondary 3 snow removal students that help in situations such as getting stuck on a snow bank, they sacrifice their time to help others and make their day
Did you hear of the tow truck gang?
Anthony: yes I did they helped me when I was in a hurry to work
When a woman is blowing three men, on her knees with two in front of her, she reaches through the legs of one to grab the third... She then "tow trucks" number 3 into the ass of the first or second make while continuing to finish the job
Last night Mary tow trucked mark into my ass