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World's largest producer of rice burners.
"What smells like burning rice and sounds like a vacuum cleaner?"
"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."
"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."
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A retarded Japanese company that makes trash cars, like the corolla, RAV4 and much more junk. Tries hard to make good cars, like the supra but fails badly. It's ugly and disgusting.
EWW ITS TOYOTA! I RATHER DRIVE MY GRANDMA'S BUICK THAN A TOYOTA!
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Company with a new slogan:<p>From the same nice folks who gave you Pearl Harbor.
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Produces cars of such quality that they just keep on going, no matter how hard you press the brakes! A truly fine example of Japanese craftsmanship.
Janet drove her Toyota through the living room (again) thanks to her unstoppable "tank-like" vehicle.
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A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal
Joe: Slow Down!!!
Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!
Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!
Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!
Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)
Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
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A support system for a stainless steel exhaust tip for those who have micro dicks. A cramped little shitbox with a 5cc sewing machine motor. Something to bolt a grocery cart handle to while the zit faced asslick behind the wheel pretends that it's a spoiler.
I think I just squashed another Toyota.
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A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.
Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.
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