a mix of snacks that can be bought in $.25 bags in city grocery stores: Usually a combination pork rinds, flammin' hots, hot fries, and/or hot fritos
Cory: Dan, give me some of your ghetto trail mix.
Dan: Aiigght.
Cory: (shocked) You put Oreos in this?!?!? Shoot, you don't even know what ghetto trail mix is.
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When you bust a nut into some trail mix.
Dude you know that thatβs international trail mix.
Yeah I know.
To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.
When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.
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any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.
Jak: What you eatin' there, Epp?
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.
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An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.
The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.
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When a dick only has 1 good feature (like the m&m in trail mix)
Girl 1: How was last night?
Girl 2: My man had a trail mix dick, solid girth but no length
1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.
2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.
1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.
2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.