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Capital of New Jersey. Where George Washington was going when he crossed the Delaware. Where the Americans had their first real victory over the British. Home of the tomato pie. Home of the "Trenton Makes" bridge. Home of the Trenton Thunder and the Trenton Titans. Where the Brooklyn Bridge was made. Where the first Bayer asprin, the first Magic Marker, Champale, the first Trojan condom, oyster crackers and Taft's bathtub were made. Site of the first professional basketball game. Birthplace of Poor Righteous Teachers, Stephanie Plum, Dennis Rodman and Star Jones. Home of Art All Night, Passage Theatre, and the War Memorial. Where some suburbanites fear to go, for no good reason (they also need to sleep with the light on when they watch a scary movie, so you figure it out). Pronounced either with or without the "nt".
I had dinner at Settimo Cielo, saw a show at Passage Theatre and then played Scrabble at Classics Books until midnight in Trenton. I love that town!
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A Trenton is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Trenton.A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Trenton dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Trenton must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
Trenton dick is huge and heavey
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Big daddy Trenton gets all the girls and has a 79 inch dick
Trenton... he got all the hoes and his dick is big
1) A city in Central New Jersey, on the bank of the Delaware River. Similar to Camden, Newark and Irvington. Most parts are highly crime-ridden and burnt-out. The state capital of New Jersey.
2) A synonym for the corrupt, overspending, ineffective government of New Jersey, which is headquartered in the aforementioned city.
1) On my way to the statehouse, I got carjacked on Pennington Avenue in Trenton.
2) No one will be getting property tax rebate checks this year! The sales tax just went up. The state parks and DMV offices are closing. However, Trenton did manage to vote state workers a 7% pay raise. I'm moving to North Carolina!
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A person who is a rebound man gets hot girls for a day and then they touch his boner at lagoon and they break up with him and he owns a farm
Wow, look at the trenton geting his boner touched and owning a farm
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A guy who easily falls for people and never learns from his mistakes.
no s*** trenton leaaarn.
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