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A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit
The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.
Lame, boring like a plain Triscuit cracker.
Did you see what she's wearing? Girl is a dull Triscuit.
a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.
this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.
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When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.
Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.
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When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.
Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.
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Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.
Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"
Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."
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• Burlap sacks full of gummy worms for titts.
• Titts that are droopy & lumpy that look like chewed up triscuits. Titts that are misshaped. Titts that you don’t want to touch. Titts that look like cottage cheese that were stung by a billion bees.
• Someone with ugly & undesirable titts, male or female.
This bitch has triscuit titts!