Trouting

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tail between a girls thighs.

I started trouting and salmoning that sexy girl to get her in the mood.

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Trout

A polite-society replacement for the typically British insult 'twat'; for use in situations where the original would be inappropriate, for example when speaking to the queen, or for when you don't wish the person being insulted to be immediately aware. May also be written and pronounced 'traat'.

Dave: You met that guy Jim?

Boris: Yeah, the bloke's a total trout.

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trouted

to not be sober (on drugs, alcohol, mentally unstable)

I went out will Bill last night and we got absolutely trouted

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trout

1.every bad;insulting word you can call a girl.
2.a girl that dont put out.
3.a kind of fish

i hate that girl.shes a trout.

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trouting

to masturbate using a large fish

george next door got a job in a fish canning factory so he could sidle off to the bog in his break and have a trouting session. he would then sneak the used fish back on to the production line.

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Trouting

Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.

Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.

Trout

Noun; Trout-mouth.

Someone who has a big mouth (like a trout) and/or talks themselves up. Big noter, loud mouth.

"Look at this cunt trouting"