you cumed so much in a condom that it looks like pigeon in a tube sock
aww man that hurt when i made that tube sock pigeon last night.
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When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.
I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.
A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.
“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”
“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”
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When a chick has big, sagging breasts
Even though the history teach had watermelons in tube socks, their girth still appealed to most of the boys in the class.
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When you shit in a tube sock and then slap the girl in the face with it.
Sandy was being a bitch last night and so i gave her the ol' Pittsburgh Tube-Sock. Now she is pressing charges.
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When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.
Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.
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The act of after ejaculating and the slammy you just Slayed falls asleep you take the used condom and slide it on her foot so she wakes up with a Columbus tube sock on. Works best during double penetration so that she has a pair.
It was a little chilly in my apartment so it was a good thing that I gave Lisa a Columbus Tube Sock to keep her piggy toes warm.