Tum Diddley

The act of ejalculating into a belly button and placing cereal in the belly button (prefereably Lucky Charms). Now you grab a spoon and make your bitch eat that shit while you chill on your ass and play COD.

Tom: Yo, i was playing COD last night and this biddy knocked on my window so i let her in and we shared a nice Tum Diddley.

Harry: That is radical dude!

cum tum

When someone is constipated after having sex because of swallowing too much cum.

Girl: Doctor I have a stomach ache. Doctor: Did you have sex the past day? Girl: Yes. Doctor: It sounds like a classic case of cum tum!

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Wasabi Tum

A condition caused by ingesting too much wasabi, especially common when eating wasabi peas. Symptoms include a burning sensation in the stomach and nausea.

I shouldn't have eated all those wasabi peas because now I have wasabi tum!

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Tums Bound

When in need of tums to cure a massive case of heartburn

"Yo man, those wings were hot I am definately Tums Bound."

Tum and Hick

1) Parody of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer." Includes various cameos of some Chat Tell You! characters.

"I reckon it would be unfortunate to trip and drop this here turkey," said Aunt Polly. Speak of the devil, for legend has it, that Aunt Polly stepped in the monstrous hole Tum had dug only to have the turkey come crashing down upon her fingers."

"We swear to keep this here done-gone secret till cat rat, devil follow cat, and warts follow devil.

Signed,
Tum and Huck"

Tum-bling

Jewelery for your belly

Woah check out Hollie's tum-bling!
or
Person 1: Woah look at the ring in that belly!
Person 2: I know! Tun-bling or what!

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Tum Bou

short hand for talking about as in "you know what i'm talking about:. primarily used with southern rap fans and hip hop kids. It is the ultimate ghetto pass. IF you can use the word in the right context, the audience will automatically understand, but if it comes across as being cheesy you will be marked.

that pussy was fire, tum bou!