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A complete and utter lie. If listened to carefully, a slight gobble can be heard in the liar's voice.
What is this Thanksgiving, with all that turkey you're giving me??!!
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when you sneak up behind someone and shove your fingers between their legs and lift them up.
Man #1: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Man #2: ouch, what the hell?!
Man #1: You've just been turkeyed.
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A hott ass female that would "do in a bind".
A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."
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The holiest of all creatures. A turkey embodies everything that is pure and good in this world. From their ball-sack chins to their silky soft feathers, every inch of the majestic turkey is perfect.
It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.
The Oath of the Turkey Brotherhood:
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)
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101 proof or death in a bottle
Drinking turkey will cause large portions of the night to be blacked out
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A beautiful country that everyone should visit
I had a great vacation at Turkey
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A game that can be played by male or female of any sexual preference. Bascically to eat ones ass.
Joe and Tim often play Turkey. Joe squats and Tim gobbles.
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