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A euphemism for having a vasectomy.
1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.
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something that women do to piss men off when they need ice.
Women: I am turning off the ice maker
Man: WTF?!?
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Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing
Jess : Turn off your porcelain face
Bob : Geez I'm sorry!
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Advanced advice on solving problems with computers.
Have you tried turning it off, then on again?
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Giving you advice, that you are incapable of doing yourself.
My computer doesn't work
Have you tried to "turn it off, then on again?"
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turn it off then
person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.
Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.
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