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Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.
Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.
1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.
2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
Bill: Ouch! Shit!
Sophie: What happened?
Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
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when mike spinkles cheese and pizza sauce on your butthole and licks it off
dude last night i was watching the steelers game and i passed out drunk and they gave me a tuscan rim job
When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.
I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.
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The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.
Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?
When doing anal, you cum as deep as you can inside the girls ass and then she diarrheas in out into the toilet and you both look into the toilet with aw.
"Hey baby I'm so horny please fuck me" "How about I give you a good old fashioned Tuscan Pot Roast instead ;)" "Yes please omg I'm so wet just thinking about it"
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When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face
We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash