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A Canadian country singer with an interesting background. She writes her own songs and is VERY good.
Shania Twain is my favorite singer ever!
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The world's most expensive table dancer.
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
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a Canadian country music star who has had big pop hits in the fucking PC 90s and beyond. She is married to producer Robert John "Mutt" Lange who oversaw great music in the 80s but now produces mostly shit. Shania is sexier than hell, but her songs are yuppified, Ally McBeal fan type pop shit for the soccer mom set, totally awesome in their flat out suckability. Utter crap.
Shania Twain is very sexy but her songs don't impress me much. Her albums belong in the shitcan. Complete trash.
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Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts”
“God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”
“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”
“Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”
“I’ll pray for you bro”
“Feels bad man”
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The best fucking thrash metal band to come out of New Zealand ever!
'Did you hear that fat, new Cleaved in Twain track"
'FUCK YES, that was EPIC!!!'
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A has-been pop singer who gets worse with every song she has put out. I will give her props, her and her husband supposedly write their songs, that's refreshing. However, it would be much more meaningful if the songs were any good. Any Man Of Mine? It was the "redneck woman" of the mid-90's. But what happened after that? Downhill all the way! You should burn this new record. Billy Carrington totally outsings her on the best sounding song she has put out in years.
I heard Shania Twain sing that new song called "Don't" and I finally realize she has lost it.
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A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.
oh look another mark twain is on tv.
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