Twap

Twisted, wasted and putrid.

It was a big night at the Dome. I was TWAP.

TWAP

Tight wet ass pussy

Catholic #1: have you had sex with your fiance yet?
Catholic #2: No, but according to Natural Family Planning I am slippery.
Catholic #1: Wow, you must have a TWAP!

Twap

To fuck, a British slang for the physical act of sex

“Bro, I wanna twap Susan so bad”