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two

The number after one.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

50๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two for two

When you are looking things up and any two letters can be searched and you could get a definition.
Also, I great deal for fast-food restaurants.

Got that fresh two for two deal frosty!

by Swago1200 January 16, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


two-for

The opportunity to receive the value of two, for the price, effort or quantity of one.

Person 1: "Hey bruz, throw this glass bottle at that noob over there....you wouldn't."

Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"

*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*

Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"

*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*

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Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*

*Person 2 backs away*

by flippy00 & HonsyB May 15, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two

Refers to a girl who you have on the side.

You have a wife or steady girlfriend - she is your (#) One.

The girl on the side or the one you stash away - she is your (#) Two.

Commonly used by musicians to describe the girls "on the road."

In some cases, even if you have no "number one," a random hookup or a girl who will never be considered for the "one" spot, can also be considered a "two."

Also referred to as "doing the two."

"My wife/girlfriend isn't around, time to find me a two."

"You gonna do the two tonight?"

"Where my two's at?"

by Metal Maven August 11, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


two

the numbers of fingers highly favored for fingering.

He fingered her with two fingers.

by meg December 13, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


two

Testicle Count.

One.... Two...... What the hell is taht!

by Mike Butler August 31, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


two-two

The female genitalia. Comprised of two inner lips and two outer lips, which make up the two-two. Also known as {tutu}, or 2-2, this term is often used in place of more crude choices such as {pussy}, {cunt}, or when speaking to children - in place of anotomically scary or mature words such as {vagina}.

"Let's {69}! I will put my mouth on your {tool} and you can put your mouth on my two-two!"

"Okay little Sally, remember - when you take a bath, be sure to wash your two-two."

by Shae D October 20, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž