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when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses
Dude me and my gf just did a Two Shit Tradeoff
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An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
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Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
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A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.
Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?
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Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
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This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.
So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!
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A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.
There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.
A four door shit would be legendary.
"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"
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