two day old nigger fuck

This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it

Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!

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two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

Maximal two day

22.02.2022
Twenty second of the February, of the year 2022. It's also a palindrome.
It's an only date with full twos that you're going to witness in your life. Next one will be in 200 years, from then you have 18 thousand years or 20 thousand years for it to happen, a maximal two day.

Hey man! I will never see a maximal two day again because of you, that's why I'm going to take a number two on your car.

Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.

Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

Two-Hub Day

A day in which you use a meal service to deliver your entire sustenance for the day, leaving you to smoke weed and game all day.

Dude, I've been super depressed lately, last week I had four two-hub days