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Same definition as thot, exept rather than standing for tha ho over there, it stands for that whore over there, you find twots on the internet, and you're sure to find a simp saying something like "Oh my god your gorgeous" or some shit when they could be doing better things in life than scrolling through a half naked twots Instagram.
BEGONE TWOT May the TWOT police live on!
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TWOT: Total Waste of Time
A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.
TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch
“That investor was a TWOT; he said he is a Billionaire but his car is an old Buick"
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(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"
(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!
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another name for tampon, also can be used to describe someone who is acting like a tampon.
example 1: uht-oh, seems i need to change my twot clog.
example 2: stop being a twot clog and let me have one of your fries.
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Some stuck up / self-absorbed Paris Hilton cunt, that spends more time rubbing her pussy in the mirror then she does gaining mental substanance...
Paris Hilton would rather answer her cell phone call from her DIKE GIRL FRIEND, then finish sucking her coked up boyfriend on video tape...
"WHAT A TWOT TWIDDELER"!!
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