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1. University of Spoiled Children.
2. University of Second Choice.
Self explanatory unless you're from USC.
USC's reputation has improved over the years: it's gone from being the University of Spoiled Children to the University of Second Choice. That's pretty promising.
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A really costly school in the pits of LA. Really prestigious if based entirely on the fact that it costs a lot of money. Also, lots of beautiful and rich women with boobjobs.
Academically, a small joke. Class difficulty seems to be on par with the Community College level. When I audited some classes there, it appears my lower division classes at UCSC (Notice the extra "C") were more difficult than the upper divison classes there.
Anyways, the beer at the football games is too expensive and the cheerleaders are butterfaces. Also, when people do that pumping Trojan "V for Victory" salute... from a distance... looks oddly like a field of people giving a fascist salute. Coincidence? Maybe, just maybe...
Dude, the whole stadium's doing a "Heil Hitler"!!
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USC is the University of South Carolina...yes the original USC. everyone knows that u gotta have the cock before you got the trojan....go gamecocks
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By far the best university in California. While it may not be ranked as high as UCLA, it benefits from an incredibly advanced social network that propels its graduates into prestigious career paths immediately after college. It has an extremely diverse student body that invest themselves in a wide array of extra-curricular activities and athletics. Speaking of athletics, USC has one of the most impressive athletic programs and arguably the number one football team in the nation.
By looking at the numerous negative posts about USC, the insecurities of other rival schools (primarily UCLA) become blatantly obvious. It is clear that the students of USC feel they have nothing to prove, as they do not stoop to the same level by posting aggressive, immature attacks on their rival schools. Instead, they seek to highlight the positive aspects of their college experience. These rival schools should not get so down on themselves that the feel the need to use derogatory acronyms such as "University of Sucking Cock." They should be proud to be affiliated with such a prestigious neighbor. If they did, they could even learn a thing or two.
While the overwhelmingly Asian student body at UCLA spends the majority of their time with their noses in books, USC students are able to balance their schedule to practice other important life skills such as social interaction. The social scene at USC is unparalleled. The "Fraternity Row" on 28th street stretches all the way from Hoover to Figueroa and features the most powerful national chapters of fraternities and sororities. The fortitude of these national chapters allows greater funding, which allows these Greek letter social organizations greater possibilities for social and philanthropy events. The students in the Greek system perform the highest academically and are the most involved in campus activities, testament to the fact that the strong social atmosphere at USC allows the students to flourish.
Students from USC will all be leaders in whatever fields they choose to pursue, not only because they are academically qualified, but because they are socially competent and interested in a myriad of activities other than studying. They are actually interesting people. FIGHT ON TROJANS!
USC kids sure know how to party, but they always get their work done first.
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USC is ranked number 30 overall in the nation by US News. UCLA is ranked number 25 and Cal is ranked number 21.
Congratulations on your freshman class. It's too bad that most of SC's student body was rejected by UCLA and had to settle for the old private school in the ghetto.
And congratulations on beating a lowly UCLA football team by only five points. You won't be saved by the refs against Oklahoma.
I really wanted to go to UCLA, but they didn't accept me. Now I go to USC where I risk being shot at by the gang members from across the street. But hey, how about that freshman class? We're movin' on up.
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Every year, the London Times ranks the best colleges in the world. In the most recent edition of the Times Higher Education Supplement, UCLA was ranked number 26 in the world. Cal was ranked number 2 in the world. Stanford was ranked number 7. Where do you think USC was ranked in the world?
USC was ranked number 180 in the world by the London Times! I guess your entrance requirements aren't helping you much.
US News had UCLA ranked at number 25, Cal ranked at number 21, and USC ranked at number 30 for this year. That's because they consider the amount of money alumni give to each school. Of course private schools like USC will have inflated rankings in the US News guide. And even with that, UCLA is ranked higher in the US News list.
Let's see here...UCLA-26, USC-180...USC better in academics? Please!
It's a known fact that UCLA looks at more than just your scores when selecting students. Ask anybody who's been turned down by the school. You need extracurricular activities as well as high gpa and SAT scores.
And to the moron who talked about not paying $30,000 a year, if you are getting that money in loans, you will be paying it sooner or later. Maybe they didn't teach you that in South Central. I hope the Trojan alumni give you a nice job.
Do you see the London Times college rankings? UCLA was ranked 26 and USC was ranked 180. I thought USC was a good school. Oh well.
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University of Sucking Cock
N, used to describe the habits of the "students" (both male and female) of downtown los angeles
USC "graduate":"I graduated from the University of Sucking Cock, now my degree is worthless and I have herpes in my mouth!"
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