USC

The University of South Carolina, everything Clemson isn't, better than Georgia, a Southerner's dream and a Northerner's wish, Florida's worst nightmare, Gamecock Pride, The Garnet and Black, Five Points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.

I applied to the REAL USC The University of South Carolina.

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USC

1. U.inversity of
S.ucking
C.ock

2. perhaps the most overated football team of all time, that escaped being destroyed by LSU (the real 2003 NATIONAL CHAMPS, greatest school for parties, academics and sports) in 2003 and escaped being beat by Auburn (school of douches) in 2004

3. school of generally consisting of whores and skanks that feed off of their parents money

4. an all round shithole located in L.A.

USC is know throughout the land for sucking cock and being the WORLD'S BIGGEST DOUCHES.

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USC

USC is no longer the University of Second Choice. They are just the Ugly Sluts College now. The only thing to be proud of at SC is OJ Simpson, drive by shootings, an overpriced... umm, well, it's not exactly education, and lots and lots of ugly kids. Football... that's the only positive aspect. Cheer for them if you wanna dress up in ketchup and mustard.

You can't spell SUCK without USC.

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USCS

The University of South Cameron Street, another name for Harrisburg Area Community College (13th grade, HACC). People call it this trying to sound like it's a much more prestigious school in California.

Jimmy: "Man, HACC is kicking my ass this semester."
Bobby: "Yeah man, I feel really bad for you. I'm having a really good time over at USCS. The girls there are AWESOME and I hang out on the beach all day. I'll probably make a couple million once I get out, you know, cuz I'm gonna get into the film industry."
Jimmy: "California must be a good time. Hey, wait a minute...aren't you in my basic arithmetic class?"
Bobby: "Yeah, I go to HACC. By the beach I mean the concrete beach on the Susquehanna River. And by the film industry I mean animal porn. Man, I'm sore from that horse last night."
Jimmy: "Seriously dude, you need to lay off the paint thinner."

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USC

University of South Carolina.

The University of South Carolina is the real "USC"... Go Gamecocks!

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USC

1. University of Spoiled Children.
2. University of Second Choice.

Self explanatory unless you're from USC.

USC's reputation has improved over the years: it's gone from being the University of Spoiled Children to the University of Second Choice. That's pretty promising.

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A really costly school in the pits of LA. Really prestigious if based entirely on the fact that it costs a lot of money. Also, lots of beautiful and rich women with boobjobs.

Academically, a small joke. Class difficulty seems to be on par with the Community College level. When I audited some classes there, it appears my lower division classes at UCSC (Notice the extra "C") were more difficult than the upper divison classes there.

Anyways, the beer at the football games is too expensive and the cheerleaders are butterfaces. Also, when people do that pumping Trojan "V for Victory" salute... from a distance... looks oddly like a field of people giving a fascist salute. Coincidence? Maybe, just maybe...

Dude, the whole stadium's doing a "Heil Hitler"!!

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