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perfect, but you can’t really explain why
The new BMW Z4 is very Uma Thurmanish.
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Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.
Her username is @umakompton
She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.
Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.
"Ewww whats that?"
"Oh its Uma Kompton"
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Hot piece of ass born in Boston, MA. in 1970. Starred in two of my favorite movies ("Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill Vol.1") and she's one of the best underrated actresses to date (She deserved the best Actress award at the globes!), and I don't give a flying fuck if she's that tall and kind of thin. What do you prefer, an overweight woamn for liking?
(It is unfortunate that Uma Thurman is a former product of the limp dick, Ethan Hawke)
Me: Hey, let's see "Kill Bill" again, bro!
My Bro: Fuck yeah, Uma Thurman kicks everyone's ass in that flick.
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A term used in League of Legend.
Uma Jan is the embodiment of a mid laner that has dropped his role to become the best ADC. First used by Perkz, an LEC legend
I am going to carry the name of Uma Jan.
she is a FOX. simply put. the woman is a fox, and has more spunk than any other woman on this earth. i love her. infact, Uma is an Uber-Fox and she rocks. and ethan hawke is a spack. There is no other woman who can give a "don't fuck with me!" look like she can
"Bitch! You can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter does not mean that parading her around in front of me is gunna inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fuckin thing you've done in the subsequent 4 years - including getting knocked up - is gonna change that!" - The Bride to victim #2, Vernita Green. Eat THAT, bitch.
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Talented actress most famous for her roles in the Quinten Tarintino's Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill series.
She resembles a classy, pretty, Paris Hilton.
Not only is she a better actress than Paris Hilton, shes way hotter.
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An action scene stand in for Zoe Bell in Kill Bill 1&2
Bob Dylan:
"Wow. Did you see Zoe Bell do that handstand in Kill Bill? That was the easiest thing she did in Kill Bill. Uma Thurman is so tough."
Marcel Duchamp:
"I know."
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