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A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right
That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face
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the fold you get when wearing chakie or cargo shorts while sitting, that makes it appear as if you have an erection
i was watching blues clues yesterday and my mom saw my unfortunate fold, so now she thinks im a freak
a way of sounding sympathetic but not actually caring
Thats unfortunate that your dog died. Anyways when can we eat?
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When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience
John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.
a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance
Also known as an Epic Fail.
When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"
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When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.
"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"
"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."
"Yeah.."
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1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
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