September 16th is National Shut up Brodie Day, Tell any Brodie you know to shut their mouth. If a Brodie speaks punch them in the balls.
Brodie: Hey Everyo...
*Gets Punched in The Balls*
Everyone: Shut up it's September 16th, National Shut up Brodie Day
Brodie: Oh ok...
*Gets Punched in The Balls*
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The day where you can tell anybody named Bryce to shut up.
Bryce: Hi
You: Shut up Bryce!
Bryce: WTF man?
You: Itβs National Shut Up Bryce Day
Bryce: Ok
You: Ok
on November 5th you can pick up Rachel and throw her.
I yeeted Rachel on National Pick Up Rachel day
Have an annoying friend called Katherine? Well, Shut up them on the 8th of the first month!
"Shut up Katherine, its National Shut Up Katherine Day!"
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On may 27 itβs national beat up midgets day
Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day
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on march 28-29 you stay up really late on ft with your friends cuz of corona time
yo its march 28 we gotta stay up late tn because its national stay up late day (march 28-29 is national stay up late day)
National Beat Up Vinny Day is the day on the 27th of November where you can beat up anyone named Vinny and if they fight back you are allowed to hit them with a semi-truck.
Oh hey, it's National Beat Up Vinny Day, you know what that means, Vinny!